Two hydrogen atoms meet.
One says, ‘I’ve lost my electron.’
The other says ‘Are you sure?’
The first replies, ‘Yes, I’m positive.’
Two hydrogen atoms meet.
One says, ‘I’ve lost my electron.’
The other says ‘Are you sure?’
The first replies, ‘Yes, I’m positive.’
How true. Only a chemist appreciates this one.
Bob
A neutron goes into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender serves the drink and says, “For you, no charge…”