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Is MS Word 2003 loading slower and slower?

It was for me.  Turned out that that my Normal.dot file, usually 38 kBytes, had grown to 1.4 MBytes.  That’s what was taking so long – loading it each time.

Simply deleting the file was a good temporary fix back in May (Word automatically re-creates it if it’s missing).  On Win7 for me it was in:

C:\Users\Dave\AppData\Roaming\Microsoft\Templates

Lately, it’s been happening again – this time Normal.dot had grown to 1.8 MBytes (since May!).

Investigation revealed that the file grew by about 2 kBytes each time I loaded a file.  I had a look at the binary of Normal.dot to see what was taking up so much space, and saw lots of Unicode text reading things like “Sign in to Office Live Workspace beta”.

So I un-installed “Microsoft Office Live Add-in”.  Now Normal.dot doesn’t grow anymore.

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Quickbooks label-printing workaround

Intuit is a frustrating company to deal with.

If you’re using Quickbooks 2008 or 2009 on Windows 7 and attempt to print a shipping label using the built-in Shipping Manager app (a FedEx label, anyway), it won’t print.

You get an error message something like:

Unable to print label: Thermal printer

And the name of the printer in the printer dialog box has a bunch of garbage including a couple of UUIDs.

I suspect this is one of Intuit’s not-so-subtle ways of getting you to upgrade. When I called in for my activation code, the nice Indian lady on the phone told me that QB 2008 is going to crash my Win7 computer when I least expect it, so I’d better upgrade right now.

Anyway – here’s the workaround:

Install a trial version of Quickbooks 2010 (any version, doesn’t matter). In that version, go into Shipping Manager (Create Invoice>Ship) and let it upgrade. Setup and test your printer in it.

After that, you can un-install the QB2010 and the upgraded Shipping Manager will print labels just fine.

Am I the only one who thinks this is funny?

The Economist, 2009-09-12, US Edition (Georgia)

The Economist, 2009-09-12, US Edition (Georgia)

Things the iPhone could learn from the Treo

As per the topic of my last post, I recently switched from a Palm Treo 650 to an iPhone 3GS.

In most ways the iPhone is far more advanced, but as a PDA the iPhone still falls short of the 7 year old Treo design.

1 – Getting to most-used apps fast

The iPhone’s UI is beautiful, but it is needlessly slow to get at often-used apps like Phone and Contacts.

On the Treo, a single button press gets you to the phone keypad.  A different single button gets you to Contacts, or any of 2 apps of your choice.  Admittedly, the Treo has many more buttons, but the iPhone could do far better.

On the iPhone, you:

  1. Press Home
  2. “slide to unlock”
  3. Press Home again (if you were previously in an app)
  4. Slide the app menu left or right a few times (if the app you want isn’t on the first menu page or the dock)
  5. Press the app you want

In the best case it’s 3 steps to your app, in the worst 5 steps.  That’s a lot of work just to start your favorite app.

But this is completely unnecessary.  Apple could easily do something like this:

iPhoneMockup2

Apple, you can do better!

(forgive the crude Photoshop work; but you get the idea).

This way you get to your favorite apps much quicker – just Home and one swipe.

Apple, if you want to do this, you have my permission – I won’t sue you.  Just ask if you want it in writing (see “About me“).

2 – Named app pages

The Treo let you name each page of apps, so you could categorize them.  And you could walk thru each page with the Home button.  I don’t see why Apple can’t do that.

3 – Contact searching

The Treo was much quicker at searching for contact entries.  It had a clever system where if you entered “db” it would search not just for names containing “db” but also for names with the initials “D.B.”.  This worked really well – just 2 or 3 letters was usually enough to identify a contact this way.

The only reasons I can think of why Apple doesn’t do this are (1) they didn’t know about it, or (2) patent issues.  But I’d think Apple and Palm are both infringing on enough of each others patents to make that moot – they’re already well into the realm of mutually-assured destruction.

4 – Telephone number selection

Again, Treo wins.

On the Treo all the phone numbers for each contact (office, home, fax, mobile, etc.) are visible on the screen.  You can directly click any one of them and dial it.

On the iPhone, you first find your contact, then select it, and only then can you choose a number to dial.  Three steps vs. one on the Treo.

5 – No casual notes in phone numbers

The Treo would happily ignore everything after the first alphabetic character in a stored phone number, so you could include casual notes like this:

+1 800 555 1212 (lake house)

+1 800 555 1213 (girlfriend’s place)

That’s a no-no on the iPhone – it will simply refuse to dial numbers that contain “invalid” characters.

There is no good substitute way to store this kind of info, which I find pretty important.

I’m very impressed with the iPhone’s capabilities, but I’m surprised how little Apple learned from what was already in the market.

In retrospect, I think I might have been better off buying the Palm Pre.  But I did want to try the “Apple experience”, and having spent two weeks getting the iPhone setup, I think I’ll let the Concorde Effect do it’s dirty work and stick with the iPhone for a while.

At least until my contract with AT&T is up.

Naked proton

Two hydrogen atoms meet.

One says, ‘I’ve lost my electron.’

The other says ‘Are you sure?’

The first replies, ‘Yes, I’m positive.’